Blondie

Blondie is an optomistic main character of Those Lil Bastards. He is one of Kriple Prikle and Ginga Ninja's best friends, but is also friends with everyone else, except Spider, which he doesn't like to so much. In the group, Blondie is the one guy who would think putting a fork into a powerpoint would be a great idea. He lacks intellegence and probably has attention deflict disorder. As the "unlucky, stupid blonde" of the group, there is a reoccuring gag of him getting hurt in some way.

Blondie plays sports and he is the bassist in a band with Kriple, Prikle and Macca, it is really the only thing he is good at, besides the sport. He's choice in music is actually not suiting his personality at all, though he may seem like an innocent kid, he listens to Tech-Metal with Kriple, bing metalheads. Blondie's sexuallity is often questioned after comics "#34 - It Hurts" and "#39 - Experimenting" when gay jokes are implied and Blondie find out that he can "Blow his own trumpet" - Quote from Big Nick.

Though Blondie may seem like the oddest, stupidest character, he is probably the most beloved by TLB fans, for his lack of intelligence and questionable sexuallity. Blondie is a fun character that everyone seems to like, based off Nick Wanjura, one of Pearl Zhang's closest friends.

Background
Blondie is Ginga Ninja's best friend, and they consider eachother brothers. Blondie has pretty low intelligence and is not good at very much. Examples of this include when he tries to scare Kriple, Prikle, Gingie and KT with a blanket over himself, pretending to be a ghost at halloween, or when he offers to make Prikle some "OJ" and drinks soap instead. Blondie fails alot at things he tries to do, but is always optomistic, and not much bothers him.

Nick-Name Origin
The name "Blondie" abvioulsy refers to his blond hair, but also the stereotype of blonds lacking intelligence.

Appearance
Blondie has long spikey (but neat) blond hair, in the same style to Kriple's. Although in Pearl's "casual drawing style", Kriple's hair changes dramaticly so he is not confused with Blondie. Blondie is one of the only characters with not much change to clothing since 2008, when Those Lil Bastards was created. Blondie wears a green short sleeved T-shirt with a long sleeved gray shirt underneath. He wears light blue jeans and blue converses, aparently, everyday.